shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
congratulations to your sibling
that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.
The horrifying thing is that this is true.
what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-
- John Green, Paper Towns (via psych-facts)