boobsquish:

vesley:

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

congratulations to your sibling 

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abiteofeverythingicanfind:

radionuclide:

pwnedepicfail:

that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.

#then you hover around it for a while #maybe stroke it #read the blurb

The horrifying thing is that this is true.

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coffeedential:

what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

(via stereksextape)

driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(Source: shingekinowinchester, via rainbowunicorns95)

zymphe:

-finally does laundry-

-never puts away laundry-

-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-

(via lylevonlee)

Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.
-  John Green, Paper Towns (via psych-facts)

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sketchamagowza:

no shut up
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